Prepare to cringe!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they'd be bay-gulls!
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
Why did the tomato go out with a prune? Because it couldn't find a date!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!